So you wanna know how my night went? Well, let me first start off by saying it was a blast. I arrived at the Bandit Club around 7:00 last night. There had to be about 200 napkin pirates there at that time. Around 10:30, there was a full house. I’d say there were anywhere from 500 to 750 napkin pirates. The place was packed. There was great conversation, great music, great food and drink. All of my favorite pals showed up and I, as always, was the DD (designated driver). I never mind because I am not that much of a fan of drinking. Don’t get me wrong, I love a glass of wine every now and then — you know, keep it classy. But unlike most Napkin Pirates, I don’t mess with the hard liquor or beer.
The one advantage of being the DD is that you get to see you friends act like total idiots and humiliate themselves. It’s like a free comedy show. I got all of my pals home safely and arrived home around 2:30. Not a wild Napkin Pirates Saint Paddy’s day, but a good one. Now, back to the real world of napkin pirates.
